Justice League No Justice #4

There is a theory that it was Dark Nights Metal that finally broke Steven Hawking's brain. Perhaps Mr Snyder could have Batman exhume his corpse, then have Wonder Woman insert the lasso into Cyborg's kiester-port and swing him around her head like a bullroarer while Green Lantern sings a universe unlocking Grant Morrison ditty as Aquaman performs an Atlantean two-step. Recently revived, Hawkingman teams up with Vril Dox to form the Legion of Smarty Pants.
It was fun like that. You just can't picture yelling "Hey kids! Doomsday Clock!" , but yelling "Hey kids! No Justice!" seems oddly cathartic. You probably shouldn't do it near a policeman though.
Highly recommended for those who realize that things that aren't real don't have to behave in any specific fashion, fans of magical trees, and anybody interested in purchasing Grant Morrisons forthcoming album "Songs to alter the Universe-a whistling whimsy" available soon at your local music roll Sounditorium.